The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: Lucy's in a fight with Linus
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the thunder chief.
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Real Lyric: I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found
The Misheard: I love to f___ around, a lousy can was all I found
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Real Lyric: I have to praise you like I should
The Misheard: I have to praise you like a shoe
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Real Lyric: It's so funny, we don't talk any more
The Misheard: Tits and fanny, we dont talk any more
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Low-flying virgin on a pelican
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in ...
The Misheard: Jeremy's broken ...
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music white boy
The Misheard: Play that f*ckin' music, white boy
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Real Lyric: I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
The Misheard: I was a lonely teenage drunken f**k, With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
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Real Lyric: i am the eggman
The Misheard: i am the hedgehog
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