The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows Said At the Back of the Roadhouse They got some bungalows and Ashen lady, Ashen lady Give up your vows, give up your vows
The Misheard: Back at the Roadhouse, they got someone who knows and Give up your bowels
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Real Lyric: And I still haven't found, What I'm looking for.
The Misheard: And I'm still havin' fun, Wonderful People.
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Real Lyric: Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand & now she was a holding my right
The Misheard: Well her titty was clung to my left hand, a while she had a hold of my right
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night.
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Real Lyric: Is it any wonder I reject you first
The Misheard: Is it any wonder I reject your bust
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, count the headlights on the highway
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, count the head lice on the highway
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Real Lyric: Well, suddenly we heard the sirens & everybody started to run, A jumping out of doors and tables, Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
The Misheard: I thought of while we had the time & everybody's parents were wrong, a couple hundred thousand people, well I looked over, s**t, she was gone
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Real Lyric: Comfort ye my people
The Misheard: Come for tea my people
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Real Lyric: I took your presence for granted
The Misheard: I took your breasts for granted
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Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be
The Misheard: Tied to machines that make me pee
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