The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had the Saint Clause eyes Telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: And maybe,you're gonna be the one that saves me
The Misheard: And maybe, you're gonna be the one at Sainsburys
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Real Lyric: God if it lasts for an hour well that's alright
The Misheard: Got a little aspirin ah well that's alright
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Real Lyric: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
The Misheard: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her thumb and the shape of an elk on her forehead.
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Real Lyric: Hey, where did we go?
The Misheard: Hey ron rodrigo
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face
The Misheard: How's about a date
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Real Lyric: True patriot love
The Misheard: True naked love
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Real Lyric: Rising up, back on the street, did my time took my chances. Went the distance now I'm back on my feet, just a man and his will to survive...
The Misheard: Rising up, back on the street, did my time without Francis. Went the distance now I'm now I'm back on my feet, just a man and his willy alive.......
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom ... How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: But I misheard them as: No darks or chasms in the classroom ... How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your beets?
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Real Lyric: I'm alright, nobody worry about me
The Misheard: Amorite, nobody worry about me
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