The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I may sink a little drink and shout out..."She's with me!"
The Misheard: I may sip a little drink and shout out..."Sugar Me!"
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Real Lyric: Forever man
The Misheard: poor little man
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Real Lyric: Jai Guru Deva Ommm! Nothing's goona change my world.
The Misheard: Jackaro Davey, c'mon. ni**er's gonna f**k my girl.
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Real Lyric: Love In An Elevator
The Misheard: Lovin' An Alligator
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer...(wriiiter, wriiiiter...)
The Misheard: Paperbag rider...(riiiider, riiiider...)
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: Johnny Knoxville is contagious
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles.
The Misheard: I believe in Malcolm.
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly now the rain is gone.
The Misheard: I can pee clearly now the pain is gone.
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Real Lyric: We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
The Misheard: We are drinking beer, and milk on Tuesdays
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Real Lyric: Big Ol' Jet Airliner, don't carry me too far away...
The Misheard: Big hotel with a light on, don't care if you're too far away...
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