The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 9131 thru 9140 of 54136
Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, Another roamer in the night.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible todger!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You spin me right round baby right round Like a record baby right round right round
The Misheard: You give me rice rum baby rice rum Like a reefer baby rice rum rice rum
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida baby
The Misheard: In the Garden of Eden baby
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Total Eclipse of the Heart
The Misheard: Today my brother told me it was Solar Eclipse of the Heart.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
The Misheard: Take me down to the Prairie Dog City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do me funky lady
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future
The Misheard: Time keeps on slippin', slippin, slippin' into the kitchen
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning up the fuselage, headlong
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine outta place
The Misheard: the smell of that chick just put my spine outta place.
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.