The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: No messing with a man and a cleaver
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Real Lyric: In the jungle the mighty jungle the Lion sleeps tonight
The Misheard: In the jungle the mighty jungle The Lino sleeps in ice
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Real Lyric: With you in that dress, My thoughts I confess, Verge on dirty
The Misheard: I've watched you undress, Now let me fondle your breast's, 'cos I'm dirty
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean...you'll know
The Misheard: When the rain washes you clean your nose
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Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
The Misheard: The girl with colitis goes by.
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Real Lyric: soy un perderdor
The Misheard: soyyyy candycorn
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Real Lyric: The chorus Panama
The Misheard: Had Enough
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Real Lyric: Love in an elevator
The Misheard: Loving it up with Velveeta
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I did some fandango
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Real Lyric: I'd walk for miles, my feet a hurtin'
The Misheard: I'd walk for miles for your feast of sturgeon.
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