The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ..Have dried the tears from my eyes, no more lonely cries
The Misheard: ...Have tried to tease from my eyes, no baloney fries
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty Oh, won't you please take me home
The Misheard: Take me down to the Paradon Street where the raz is mean and the mean is really Oh-oh-oh-oh, Alimoe
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Real Lyric: Just tilt my sun towards your domain. Your cup runneth over again.
The Misheard: Just took my son on a trip to Maine. He'll probably want go there again.
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Real Lyric: her we are mow entertain us
The Misheard: here we are mow so contagous
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I robbed some trains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: When it hasn't been your day your week your month or even your year
The Misheard: My friend did this not me: when it hasnt been your day you wish that you were'nt here
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Real Lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine outta place.
The Misheard: This mellow fat chick just put her spine in my face
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk!
The Misheard: We're the redneck cage of funk!
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Real Lyric: Hey wait, I got a new complaint!
The Misheard: Hey! Wait..I got an Aunt Jermaine!
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Real Lyric: stand and deliver, your money or your life
The Misheard: stand and deliver, your money or your wife
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