The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off to never never land
The Misheard: Xcelite End in Sight Take my hand Off to never never land
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Real Lyric: Don't give a f*ck if I cut my arm bleeding
The Misheard: Don't give a f*ck if I cut your breathing
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Real Lyric: Imagine all the people
The Misheard: imagine all the pimples
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB
The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Care take of this CD!
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Real Lyric: you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
The Misheard: you ain't seen nothin' till you download a muffin
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Real Lyric: Put on the red light
The Misheard: Rudolf Nureyev
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle
The Misheard: A martini in a bottle
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Real Lyric: Poor old Johnny Ray, he sounded upon the radio, broke a million hearts in mono
The Misheard: Poor old John was gay, such a f** under the radio broke a ni**er's dick off in his hole
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Real Lyric: So hurry up and bring your jukebox money.
The Misheard: So hurry up and bring your juice box money.
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Real Lyric: no dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: no dogs or cats are in the classroom
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