The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
The Misheard: Then I'm gonna give you up, Then I'm gonna let you down, Then I'm gonna run around and desert you, Then I'm gonna make you cry, Then I'm gonna say goodbye, Then I'm gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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Real Lyric: Sweet Hitchhiker
The Misheard: Sweety Jehika
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Real Lyric: Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
The Misheard: Girls hate you--hallelujah! (whoo)
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Real Lyric: Caught here in a fiery blaze
The Misheard: Caught here in a foreign place
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Real Lyric: Pretend I'm samuel clemens Wear seersucker and white linens
The Misheard: Pretend I'm samuel clemens Where's your sucker in white leggings ?
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Real Lyric: They're barking in the wrong key.
The Misheard: They're f**king in the wrong key.
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Real Lyric: I thought it a lot.
The Misheard: I farted a lot.
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Real Lyric: Can you save my healthy dinosaur?
The Misheard: Can you save my heavy dirty soul?
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Real Lyric: We'll be in the party in the club like woah We'll be in the city going down like woah
The Misheard: We'll be in the potty in the club like woah We'll be a-sitting on dung like woah
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Real Lyric: Love bites, love bleeds, it's bringing me to my knees.
The Misheard: Love bites, love bleeds, as quick as you jump on me.
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