The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue if I was green I would die
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Real Lyric: My love is like a hard prison wall
The Misheard: My love is like a hard prisoner of war
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Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove...
The Misheard: Just like the one winged girl...
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor ("I'm a loser" spanish)
The Misheard: Sorry, no more candy talk
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Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights Law was on my side
The Misheard: For forty days and for forty nights I was on the cider
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Real Lyric: But no child of mine'll be bearin', the name and shame I've been wearin'
The Misheard: But no child of mine'll be bearin', the name and shame of Eddie Waring
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna cause no fuss But can I buy your magic bus OR Tuppence and sixpence each day Just to drive to my baby Tuppence and sixpence each day And I drive my baby every way
The Misheard: I don't wanna cause no putts But can i buy your magic butts OR Drugs and sixpence, sixteen Just to drive my baby gray Drugs and sixpence, three-way And I'll slide my baby every which way
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Real Lyric: Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam
The Misheard: Kalamari, Cheddar Cheese Dinah might, with a laser beam
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Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: And no milkmans gonna offend Andy Griffith
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Real Lyric: I am a rock, I am an Island
The Misheard: I am a rock, I am an Almond
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