The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 8951 thru 8960 of 54136
Real Lyric: Ba-ba-ba-ba-Barbara Ann
The Misheard: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ber Ann
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history
The Misheard: She looks like a flower, but she stinks like a pig, like every girl in history
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: A mullato, An Albino, A mosquito, My libido!
The Misheard: I'm all blotto, a mosquito and a beatle!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hey Jude
The Misheard: Hey Dude
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: -It's been a year since I wrote my note.
The Misheard: It's been a year since I broke my nose.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I go bonkers when you are not near
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Ooooh, rock me Amadeus!
The Misheard: Ooooh, F*** me Amadeus!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: She took my hand and I made it, I swear
The Misheard: She took my hand, in a minute I'll swear
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
The Misheard: I just keep on getting drunk with my best friends
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
The Misheard: mona lisa brown and the sky is grey
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.