The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 8921 thru 8930 of 54136
Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: I'd like to keep my teenage tragedy
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city
The Misheard: Take me down to the prairie dog city
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I love rock and roll so put another dime in the jukebox baby
The Misheard: I love sasuage rolls so put another 5 in the oven baby
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Copacabana! (really drawn out)
The Misheard: Eat a banana!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: i think the present owner fixed it up
The Misheard: i think the president oughta fix it up
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Pimpin' ain't easy.
The Misheard: Ten-Pin ain't easy. (i.e. Ten-Pin Bowling I thought.)
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
The Misheard: Bust throught the moves wipe your penis through your hair
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Sweet child of mine
The Misheard: Sh** pile of mine
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: More than a feeling
The Misheard: My organ is peeling
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Take these broken wings
The Misheard: Jake, he's broken wind
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.