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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Grace Potter and the Nocturnals

    Song: Paris (Ooh La La)

    Real Lyric: And if I was from Paris If I was from Paris I would say Oooh la la la la lala

    The Misheard: And if I was Jim Carrey If I was Jim Carrey I would say Oooh la la la la la la

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Every Little Thing She Does is Magic

    Real Lyric: But my silent fears have gripped me

    The Misheard: But my silent fears avert me

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    Artist: Sammy Hagar

    Song: Heavy Metal

    Real Lyric: Head bangers in leather

    The Misheard: Heather's in leather

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: I Fought The Law

    Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won.

    The Misheard: A pom pa lom ana pa lom wah.

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    Artist: Jackson Janet

    Song: What Have You Done for Me Lately

    Real Lyric: What have you done for me lately

    The Misheard: I got you stumping me tettly.

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    Artist: Kenny Rogers

    Song: Lucille

    Real Lyric: "You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille With four hungry children and a crop in the field. I've had some bad times, Lived through some sad times, This time the hurtin' won't heal. You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille.

    The Misheard: "You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille With four hundred children and a crop in the field. I've had some bad times, Lived through some sad times, This time the hurtin' won't heal. You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille.

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    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Would I Lie To You

    Real Lyric: (Believe me) I'll make it, make it

    The Misheard: (Believe me) I'm naked, naked

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    Artist: Danzig

    Song: Mother

    Real Lyric: Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me

    The Misheard: Not about to see your ride And if you wanna find hair with me

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Marry The Night

    Real Lyric: Kiss the bartender twice, I'm a loser

    The Misheard: Kiss the butt and defy that I'm a loser

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: The Fame

    Real Lyric: Retro glamour Hollywood, yes we live for The fame...

    The Misheard: Bet your grandma you would, yes we live for The fame...

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