The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 8901 thru 8910 of 54136
Real Lyric: Don't touch me please, I cannot stand the way you tease.
The Misheard: Dont touch my peas, I cannot stand the way you sneeze.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
The Misheard: Now Russel Stovers has the chocolates
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Frank Zappa and the Mothers
The Misheard: With Frank Zappa in my mother
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Penny Lane there is a barber sharing photographs
The Misheard: Penny Lane there is a barber signing autographs
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: roc the casbah
The Misheard: drop the gas bomb.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Animals strike curious poses
The Misheard: Animals dry cheerios
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: huh, keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: hush, even downtown, this is kerry
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You see my problem is this
The Misheard: You see my problem is beer
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: F**ked a chick in a parking lot
The Misheard: F**ked a chicken in a parking lot
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Let the bodies hit the floor
The Misheard: Let the popsicle go
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.