The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And you're rushing headlong.
The Misheard: Get your russian hands off.
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride.
The Misheard: She's got a chicken to fry.
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Real Lyric: Beezelbub has a devil put aside for meee
The Misheard: The elvis cub has a devil for a son for meee
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Real Lyric: And that sweet city woman She moves through the night
The Misheard: And this bald-headed woman She moves through the night
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Real Lyric: Free fallin'
The Misheard: Free Norman!
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane, Surely make you lose your mind.
The Misheard: Life in the Vaseline, Surely make you lose your mind.
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Real Lyric: my world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I blow bubbles when you are not there
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Real Lyric: Shot a man while robbing his castle
The Misheard: Shot a man while rubbing his asshole
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Real Lyric: Do you come from a land down under?
The Misheard: I come from Orlando -lando.
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Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it wouldn't last.
The Misheard: Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman, but he really was a man.
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