The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Its been a year since i wrote that note.
The Misheard: Its been a year since i broke my nose.
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Real Lyric: Now Watergate does not bother me
The Misheard: Now what I ate does not bother me
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Real Lyric: The state looks down on sodomy
The Misheard: This day looks down inside of me
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another one rides the bus
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Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen, Now we're sharing the same dream.
The Misheard: Caribbean Queen, Now we're sharing nuts and crisps.
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Real Lyric: inside my shell i wait and bleed
The Misheard: Inside Michelle i wait and bleed
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force (don't stop!) Don't stop 'till you get enough.
The Misheard: Chi'mon! With a toastah! Don't stop 'till we get enough!
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Real Lyric: Heal the world. Make it a better place.
The Misheard: Kill the world. Make it a better place.
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Real Lyric: El-ev-a-tion!
The Misheard: Hell Dam-nation!
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under?
The Misheard: Who's Beth, baby? Who's Beth, I wonder?
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