The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
The Misheard: When the rain washes your spleen, you'll know
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Real Lyric: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
The Misheard: Gonna take my life to drag me away from you, there's nothing that a hundred men from Mars could ever do.
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: You're too shy to convey Meditate my direction, feel your way
The Misheard: You're too shy to confess Better take my direction, feel away!
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Real Lyric: The Shariff don't like it Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: The sheep don't like it It's not the cat's fault Not the cat's fault
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Real Lyric: Just like a white winged dove...
The Misheard: Just like the White Ranger...
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Real Lyric: Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it! Talk about talk about movin'!
The Misheard: Taco butt, taco butt, taco butt! Taco butt Taco butt moooooovin'!!!!
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got
The Misheard: Ain't no woman like a one eyed duck
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Real Lyric: She looks so sad in photographs...
The Misheard: She looks so sad and full of crap...
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