The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
The Misheard: I'm gonna miss you like a Chinese step-blanket
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Real Lyric: That's how I delt You the blow, one of us had to go Now it's different I want You to know: One of us is crying one of us is lying in her lonely bed, staring at the ceiling wishing she was somewhere else instead.
The Misheard: and so I fell to the floor, and the bus had to go, now it's different I want you to know one of us is crying one of us is lying people only they're staring at the ceiling whishing she was somewhere else instead.
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Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note
The Misheard: A year has passed since I broke my nose
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Real Lyric: And though you're dead and gone believe me
The Misheard: And though you're cynical believe me
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Real Lyric: Papa was a rolling stone Whereever he laid his hat was his home and when he died all he left us was alone
The Misheard: Papa was a rolling stone Whereever he laid his hat was his home and when he died all he left us was a loan
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Real Lyric: i remember mama said, you can't hurry love, no you just have to wait
The Misheard: i remember mama said, catering love - no you just have to wait
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Real Lyric: Chorus; You shouldn't have lied now, you shoudn't have lied.
The Misheard: He's shootin' the line now, he's shootin' the line.
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Real Lyric: Let me take whatever's wrong and make it right
The Misheard: Let me change my electrons and make it right
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Real Lyric: And makes us drink from poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
The Misheard: And drink from pores and want to fornicate it with monkeys.
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Real Lyric: Beg and steal and lie and cheat
The Misheard: To beckon back the lion's feet
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