The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And Windy has stor-my eyes That flash at the sound of lies And Windy has wings to fly
The Misheard: And Windy has eagle eyes and Windy has chicken thighs And Windy has wings that fly All through the night All through the night
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle cause mama Im sure hard to handle, now
The Misheard: Hey little thing lemon-lime chicana cause mama I'm sure the henna now is a frou
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Real Lyric: Let's groove tonight, share the spice of life.
The Misheard: Let's screw tonight cause the price is right!
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Real Lyric: So don't knock down my door.
The Misheard: Saddam knocked down my door.
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Real Lyric: Can't touch this
The Misheard: Can't touch tits
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Real Lyric: Brown-Eyed Girl
The Misheard: Brand-New Girl
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Real Lyric: Disarm you with a smile...
The Misheard: Dissolve you with a smile...
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Real Lyric: Mirrors on the ceiling She drinks champagne on ice
The Misheard: She who lives on the ceiling She drinks champagne on ice
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street, Willie and the Poor boys are playing bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner out in the street, where the poor boys are playing singing yee-haa, can't be beat
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Real Lyric: Ground Control to Major Tom; the circuits dead, there's something wrong.
The Misheard: Ground Control to Major Tom, your son is dead there's something wrong.
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