The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over, bailamos
The Misheard: By Lamaze!, let the rythm take you over by Lamaze!
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Real Lyric: Get off of my cloud
The Misheard: Get off of my spouse
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt there little boy, and show your world to me
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns Bring your friends Its fun to lose And to pretend Shes overboard Myself assured I know I know A dirty word Hello With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea Im worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little group has always been And always will until the end Hello (x 16) With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea And I forget Just what it takes And yet I guess it makes me smile I found it hard Its hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind Hello (x 16) With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea
The Misheard: Load up on guns Kill your friend Those freaks They do Pretend She saw the wart Its Seld assured I know I know A dirty broom Hello Break the lights out its a stained dress Here we are now In Retainers Rifle Stupid And Court Ages Here we a
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Real Lyric: My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
The Misheard: My sticky buns were in the mayonaise jars full of big fat slurpy treats
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bring me a pie of love
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Real Lyric: Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch Who watches over you
The Misheard: Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch Who washes over you
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Real Lyric: Bismillah! We will not let you go...
The Misheard: Be Still Now! We will not let you go...
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Real Lyric: oh oh and she's mary tyler moore
The Misheard: oh oh and she's married to a whore
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.
The Misheard: And little Early Burly gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.
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