The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We're heading for Venus
The Misheard: We're heading for penis
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Real Lyric: Angel in a centerfold
The Misheard: Mango in a centerfold
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Real Lyric: The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age
The Misheard: The Mormon song well it's in your face really shows your age
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Real Lyric: I come from a land down under,
The Misheard: Do you come from orlanda, my love
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Real Lyric: show me show me show me how you do that trick the one that makes me scream she said
The Misheard: show me show me show me how you do that trick the one that makes me scream sea sick
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Real Lyric: I'm coming back to his side, to put it right
The Misheard: Come inside to find my push-bike
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness
The Misheard: Never ripe bananas
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Real Lyric: revved up like a duece another roamer in the night
The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another boner in the night
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water. Fire in the sky.
The Misheard: Snow covered woman. Fire in the sky.
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Real Lyric: It doesn't matter what they say, in the jealous games people play
The Misheard: It doesn't matter what they say, in the dust and paper plates
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