The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 8721 thru 8730 of 54136
Real Lyric: Mmmbop ba do bah da bah do wop do bah da ba bo wop do ba bah doooo
The Misheard: Mmmbop stick it up my dooo wop, ba do ba da mmmba stick it up my dooo
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Honey bring it close to my lips yeah!
The Misheard: Honey bring your toast to my lips yeah!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: The things you say, Your purple prose just gives you away
The Misheard: The things you say, Your underpants just give you away
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street, his brim pulled way down low...
The Misheard: Street talk early down the street, tellin' people what I know...
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Slam your body down, and wind it all around
The Misheard: Somebody's down, theres bodys all around
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
The Misheard: Tongue drives you to the resserection where you go
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet. House the people living on the street.
The Misheard: Shoot the children with no shoes on their feet. How's the people living on the street.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Big ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big Ol' Jed had a light on
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'll try to be your Forever Man, Ever man, ever man, ever man.
The Misheard: Try to be your Four-Letter Man Letter man, letter man, letter man.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the Fandango
The Misheard: Scare a moose, scare a moose when you do the fandango.
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.