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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Cornershop

    Song: Brimful Of Asha

    Real Lyric: Brimful of asha

    The Misheard: Bring food and rations.

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    Artist: Garth Brooks

    Song: Fever

    Real Lyric: What he does might kill him but he's got no choice

    The Misheard: Well, he doesn't like killing But he's got no choice

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    Artist: OneRepublic

    Song: All The Right Moves

    Real Lyric: They've got All the right moves in all the right faces

    The Misheard: She's got All the right boobs in all the right places

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    Artist: Foster The People

    Song: Pumped Up Kicks

    Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

    The Misheard: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks Sayin' run baby run outrun than my brother All the other kids with the pumped up kicks Sayin' run baby run faster my brother

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Angie

    Real Lyric: Angie

    The Misheard: I ain't Jeff

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    Artist: Doobie Brothers

    Song: Takin' It To The Streets

    Real Lyric: Takin' it to the streets (no more need for runnin')

    The Misheard: Takin' it to the streets (No more Negroes runnin')

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: Hey kids, shake it loose together; the spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather; we'll kill the fatted calf tonight, so stick around

    The Misheard: Hey kids, shake those hips together; the spa light's hitting something that's been known to change forever; we're caulified and cough tonight, so stick around

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Shut Up And Dance

    Real Lyric: When they take away everything you got And rub your nose in a funky spot

    The Misheard: When they take away everything you got And rub your nose in the FU*#ing spot

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)

    Real Lyric: It's funny how one insect can damage so much grain

    The Misheard: It's funny how one instant can damage so much brain

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    Artist: Foreigner

    Song: Jukebox Hero

    Real Lyric: Jukebox Hero

    The Misheard: Tupac"s Hero

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