The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "I'm calling out!"
The Misheard: "I'm fully nude!"
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Real Lyric: "I pirouette in the dark."
The Misheard: "I appear wet in the dark."
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, her mom has too
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Real Lyric: Come and get your love
The Misheard: Drum and guitar love
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Real Lyric: Anticipation
The Misheard: Hans is a patient
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Real Lyric: You're a little touched you know, Angie baby
The Misheard: You're a little tough s**t you know, Angie baby
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Real Lyric: Love is a bed full of blues
The Misheard: Life is a b***h full of blues
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: Adjust the reins down in Africa
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Real Lyric: God Damn it's coming hard, fire fight and waves of bombardments blowing soil and blood and flesh apart.
The Misheard: God damn it's coming hard, fire fight and waves of pulled-pork mints, blowing soylent bloody fish apart.
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Real Lyric: I've got a little black book with my poems in.
The Misheard: I need a little flat help with my parenting.
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