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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Go West

    Song: King of Wishful Thinking

    Real Lyric: I will never, never shed a tear for you.

    The Misheard: And I will never get a chair for you.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Fame

    Real Lyric: Is it any wonder I reject you first?

    The Misheard: Is it any wonder I reject your breasts?

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Like A Prayer

    Real Lyric: Let the choir sing

    The Misheard: Level crossing

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Independent Women Part 1

    Real Lyric: Pay my own carnote

    The Misheard: Pay my own porno

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Like A Prayer

    Real Lyric: Let the Choir Sing

    The Misheard: Level Crossing

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    Artist: Commodores

    Song: Brick House

    Real Lyric: She's the one, the only one, built like an Amazon.

    The Misheard: She's the one, the only one, built like a neck in the sun.

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Pinball Wizard

    Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb and blind kid

    The Misheard: That deaf diamond blanket

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    Artist: Iron Butterfly

    Song: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

    Real Lyric: In a gadda da vida

    The Misheard: In the Garden of Eden baby

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    Artist: Crowded House

    Song: Weather with you

    Real Lyric: Everywhere you go, always take the weather with you.

    The Misheard: Everywhere you go, always take a weapon with you.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Blinded by the light...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

    The Misheard: Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night...

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