The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Down by the Rosemary and Cameron She hands out the Bhagavad Gita
The Misheard: Now by, Rosemary and Carrie She hands out bottle Nikita.
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Real Lyric: She keeps Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
The Misheard: She keeps mooning her shadow in her pretty cabinet
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Real Lyric: she was a fast machine...
The Misheard: she was a sex machine...
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Real Lyric: You've Gotta get with my friends, make it last forever frienship never ends
The Misheard: You've Gotta get with my friends, making love forever, friendship never ends
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Real Lyric: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
The Misheard: The answer, my friend, is "baloney in the wind". The answer's "baloney in the wind".
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Real Lyric: Billy Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Bit of cheese up my nose Cheese, cheese girl says that I am a bug Cheese up my snout
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Real Lyric: and my poor heart aches
The Misheard: and my poor hard eggs
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Real Lyric: I paid for you with tears...
The Misheard: I picked-a your wedgie...
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Real Lyric: Whoomp, There it is
The Misheard: Who hey hey
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Real Lyric: I was up above it.
The Misheard: I was at the party!
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