The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let me take whatever's wrong and make it right
The Misheard: Let me change my electrons and make it right
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Real Lyric: And makes us drink from poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
The Misheard: And drink from pores and want to fornicate it with monkeys.
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Real Lyric: Beg and steal and lie and cheat
The Misheard: To beckon back the lion's feet
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Real Lyric: Last Friday night Yeah we maxed our credit cards And got kicked out of the bar So we hit the boulevard
The Misheard: Last Friday night Yaoi maxed our credit cards Ann got kicked out of the bar Zoey hit the boulevard
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Real Lyric: Ricochet, then take your aim. Fire away, fire away.
The Misheard: Ricochet the Tanqueray far away, far away.
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Real Lyric: To be yourself is all that you can do
The Misheard: To pee yourself is all that you can do
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Real Lyric: Ricochet, take your aim
The Misheard: Nick Lachey, take it away
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Real Lyric: Punctured bicycle On a hillside desolate Will nature make a man of me yet?
The Misheard: Armchair bicycle On a hillside desolate Will nature make a man of me yet?
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Real Lyric: I wish I had you near me now
The Misheard: I wish I had Jimmy now
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Real Lyric: I been thinkin' 'bout my doorbell
The Misheard: My wife misheard the lyric as: I been thinkin' 'bout my dog Bill
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