The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And when I go I will op - op - open my eyes
The Misheard: And I will go with a lump of poop in my eye
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Real Lyric: What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
The Misheard: What I've got you've gotta give it to your dog now you do a little dance and you tinkle water
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Real Lyric: she wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: she wore rags barely covering
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Real Lyric: Gina works the diner all day
The Misheard: Gina was a-dyin of Aids
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Real Lyric: When Angel passed close by
The Misheard: When angel-pants goes by
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Real Lyric: mony, mony
The Misheard: ride your pony, ride your pony
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Real Lyric: We decided that we would have a soda.
The Misheard: We decided that we were anti-social
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Real Lyric: Raspberry Beret
The Misheard: Lance Miracle Whip
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and Their Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief
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Real Lyric: Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
The Misheard: Captain Picard on the New Jersey Turnpike
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