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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Black or White

    Real Lyric: When I Saw You Kicking Dirt In My Eye

    The Misheard: When I Saw You Trying To Steal My Pie

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise And put up a parking lot

    The Misheard: Big ParadiseSo put up a f**king life

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Master Of Puppets

    Real Lyric: Needlework the way, Never you betray Life of death becoming clearer

    The Misheard: Nigge* worked awaynigge* you betrayLie, Fu*k DeathBecoming clearer

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    Artist: John Michael Montgomery

    Song: Life's a Dance

    Real Lyric: Had sure things blow up in my face

    The Misheard: Hamster things run up in my face

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    Artist: John Michael Montgomery

    Song: Life's a Dance

    Real Lyric: Take a chance on love

    The Misheard: Take the chainsaw glove

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Smoke On The Water

    Real Lyric: Smoke on the water. Fire in the sky.

    The Misheard: Slow coming water fired in the sky.

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    Artist: Death

    Song: The Philosopher

    Real Lyric: my life or share the breath I breathe

    The Misheard: I like horse rafiki

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Old School Hollywood

    Real Lyric: Old school.... Hollywood, Baseball.

    The Misheard: old school... Haribo

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    Artist: Joe Jackson

    Song: Time

    Real Lyric: Got the time, tick-tick-tickin' in my head! Tickin' in my head! Tickin' in my head!

    The Misheard: Time! Time to kick him in the head! Kick him in the head! Kick him in the head!

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    Artist: Wallflowers

    Song: One Headlight

    Real Lyric: One headlight

    The Misheard: Warm head lice

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