The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Love is like oxygen, You get to much you get too high, Not enough and your going to die
The Misheard: Love is like epoxy glue.....
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Real Lyric: Stop! colaborate and listen Ice is back with his brand new ivention somethin' grabs a hold of me tightly flows like a harpoon daily and nightly
The Misheard: orangutang living in an igloo don't let the fox eat your big I like to use toilet purse live in a snowy farm i like chimmy chongas on my bedroom wall
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Real Lyric: Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you.
The Misheard: You can hear it in the attic by the light switch, who watches over you.
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Real Lyric: running down a dream
The Misheard: running down a drain
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Real Lyric: last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: last night I dreamt of stampedo
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Purly Came by in his curl-wurly...
The Misheard: And little Early Burly Gave my anus curly-wurly
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Real Lyric: And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you, like a peasants mystery-y-y
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Real Lyric: I've made mistakes
The Misheard: I've made me steaks
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Real Lyric: I shot the sherrif, but i did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sherrif, but i did not shoot eh refugee
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Real Lyric: "but in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip!"
The Misheard: "but in his own mind, he's the, he's the donkey strap!"
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