The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come play my game, I'll test ya
The Misheard: Can't let my gyno test ya
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Real Lyric: I've got the moves like jagger
The Misheard: I've got to move that dragon
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Real Lyric: She got down but she never got tight
The Misheard: She got down, but she never crossed out
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Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little Early Burly came ahead of Scurly Whirley and asked me if I needed a ride.
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Real Lyric: A sorta fairy tale with you
The Misheard: A soda fairy tale.
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Real Lyric: Well since she put me down Ive been out doin' in my head
The Misheard: Well since she put me down there've been owls dancin' in my bed
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Real Lyric: All of those tourists covered with oil
The Misheard: All of those tubers covered in oats
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Real Lyric: Feel like making love
The Misheard: Feel like makin' lunch...
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Real Lyric: I'm a Die Hard like Bruce Willis
The Misheard: Im die hard dike mhmhmm
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: Baby you bet call back
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