The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "...like looking in my mirror and seeing a police car."
The Misheard: "...like looking in my mirror and seeing a baldy scar."
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Real Lyric: Well,theres Basie,Miller,Schatchmo,and the king of all;Sir Duke.And with a voice like Ella's Ringing out;theres no way the band could lose!
The Misheard: Well,theres Bassie,Miller,Sir Tamore in the kingdom of Sir Duke.And with a voice like Alex ringing out;theres no way the man could lose!
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Real Lyric: Let's move before they raise the parking rate
The Misheard: Let's move before they raise the f***ing rent
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Real Lyric: Met a man from China
The Misheard: Paperback Vagina
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Real Lyric: Let me Sleep on It
The Misheard: Let me Sleep All Day
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Real Lyric: All I Do Each Night Is Pray
The Misheard: All I Do Is s**te & Pray
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Real Lyric: I come from a land down under
The Misheard: I come from a London of love
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Real Lyric: Love lies bleeding in my hand....to think of you with another man
The Misheard: Love this feeling in my hand....the things that i could do with a man
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Real Lyric: And so i came to see him, and listen for a while
The Misheard: And so i came to see him and lip sing for awhile
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Real Lyric: 'Cause a bottle of vodka's still lodged in my hand...
The Misheard: But this bottle of vodka's still lodged in my head...
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