The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime Played it 'til my fingers bled It was the summer of '69
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dreamIn the summer of '69Played it 'til my fingers bledIt was the summer of '69
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Real Lyric: And no matter how much I chop and punch It's not as cool as kickin' it with YOU.
The Misheard: And no matter how much I chop and punchIt's not as cool as kickin' it with JOE.
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Real Lyric: There's no such thing as fate, just hindsight and nostalgia
The Misheard: There's no such thing as fate, just Einstein and nostalgia
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Real Lyric: Smiling as the ***t comes down
The Misheard: Smiling as the ship comes down
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Real Lyric: I'm going back to the start
The Misheard: I'm going back to the stars
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Real Lyric: Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddie!"
The Misheard: Yes, YOU Behind the FRENCH Kid Stand STILL Laddy!
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Real Lyric: When he pull up, gonna pop my hood up
The Misheard: Whinnie Pooh-La gonna pop a hood-Ah
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Real Lyric: Girl you think you're so smart?
The Misheard: Girl you think you don't fart?
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Real Lyric: It's not easy to be me.
The Misheard: It's not easy being green.
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Real Lyric: Video killed the radio star
The Misheard: Stereo-head or radio-heart?
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