The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We've got stars directing our fate
The Misheard: We've got stars caressing our face
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Real Lyric: Cause this is thriller, thriller night And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
The Misheard: Cause this is thriller, thriller night And no ones gonna save you from a beast or garbage strike
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Real Lyric: Cause livin' with him must have damn near killed you.
The Misheard: Enslaving women must have damn near killed you.
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that which I desire
The Misheard: Give me food Give me five Give me apples on the side
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Real Lyric: And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last.
The Misheard: And if you listen very hard, the Jew will offer you a lark.
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Real Lyric: Don't speak I know what you're thinking I don't need your reasons Don't tell me cause it hurts
The Misheard: Don't speak I know what you're thinking I don't need your reasons Don't tell me Cousin Urts
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Real Lyric: This cross that I bear
The Misheard: This cross-eyed bear
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Real Lyric: ...And it sounds to me just like a prison for the walking dead.
The Misheard: ...And it sounds to me just like you're pissing for the walking dead.
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Real Lyric: You had to be a big shot, didn't ya
The Misheard: You had to be a big shot ninja
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Real Lyric: But if you go carryin' pictures of Chairman Mao
The Misheard: But if you go carrying pictures of tremor now
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