The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The horse he sweats with fear, we break to run.
The Misheard: The horsey swears with fury, bread or run.
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Real Lyric: ...For mingled blood...
The Misheard: ...Flamingo blood...
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Real Lyric: Count the head lights on the highway
The Misheard: Count the headlice on the highway
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Real Lyric: And as I lay there gazing at the sky, My body's numb and my throat is dry.
The Misheard: And as I lay there gazing at this guy, My butt is numb and my throat is dry.
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Real Lyric: Loosen up my buttons
The Misheard: You can touch my butt
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Real Lyric: "are loaded guns in your face, and you'll have to deal with pressure"
The Misheard: "A lonely c**** in your face and you'll have to deal with pressure"
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Real Lyric: Come to me tonight, Come to me tonight
The Misheard: Come Screw me tonight, Come screw me tonight
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Real Lyric: Hell is from here to eternity
The Misheard: Hell is for kids who will turn 18.
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Real Lyric: ...with four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: ...with four hundred children and a crop in the field.
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Real Lyric: All your sickness I can suck it up, throw it all at me I can shrug it off.
The Misheard: Honest enough I can suck a duck!
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