The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I paid for you with tears, and swallowed all my pride
The Misheard: I paid for you with cheese, and swallowed all my pie
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Real Lyric: We did some shakin til the middle of the night
The Misheard: Her t*ts were shakin til the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: Well he's out all night to collect a fare
The Misheard: He's out all night to collect gay felons
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Real Lyric: I see your hair is burnin' Hills are filled with fire
The Misheard: I see your hair is burnin' Gils are filled with fire
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Real Lyric: She don't like slavery, she won't sit and beg But when I'm tired and lonely she sees me to bed
The Misheard: She don't like slavery, she wants it and then But when I'm tired and lonely she's near to death
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Real Lyric: Shut up and dance with me
The Misheard: Shut up and rescue me.
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Real Lyric: Leaving behind my name and age
The Misheard: Baby, I'm a lemonade
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Real Lyric: Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar.
The Misheard: Would you like to swing on a star, Carrie Moon beams home in a jar.
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Real Lyric: All that's missing is the sea
The Misheard: All this pissing in the sea
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Real Lyric: If you're alive at all, let me see you stare.
The Misheard: If you're a labrador, let me see you stare.
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