The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship. I won't put my hands up and surrender.
The Misheard: I will go down with this s**t. I won't perk my hands up in some blender.
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Real Lyric: I believe in Miracles.
The Misheard: I believe in Bilco.
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in Bilco
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Real Lyric: Aaah, Aaah, Aaah, Aaah! (Robert Plant's orgasm vocals during the chorus)
The Misheard: I thought the sound was a duck trapped in a tunnel.
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Real Lyric: Tropical the island breeze
The Misheard: Chocolate coated island beans
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of '69. Me and some guys from school, had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit and Jody got married, I shoulda known we'd never get far.
The Misheard: Got my first real sex dream, [... I never caught this line] Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of '69. Me and some guys from school, had a bed and we tried real hard. Until we quit, until we got married, I shoulda known we'd never
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Real Lyric: Who will save your soul? If you don't save your own... ...another day, another dollar, another war, another tower went up where the homeless had their homes.
The Misheard: Who will save your soul? If you don't sail on... ...another day, another dull butter wall, another tower went up where the home is not a home.
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Real Lyric: Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it, you'll be right and understood
The Misheard: Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it, you'll be riding on the sun
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Real Lyric: Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me this song and I'll sing it, you'll be right and understood
The Misheard: Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me this song and I'll sing it, you'll be riding on the sun
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds... Done Dirt Cheap!
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds... Dunder Cheats!
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