The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can brush my hair and bring me everywhere
The Misheard: You can brush my hair And touch me everywhere
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Real Lyric: When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills.....
The Misheard: And when the science fits, you now get back with Phil.....
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Real Lyric: You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
The Misheard: You had the dog hair and all in your hand
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Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
The Misheard: With some purple amaretto and a really bent hat
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Real Lyric: I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An Albino A mosquito My Libido
The Misheard: Life is stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain A mulatto Hell if I know Armadillo I'm a Beaner
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Real Lyric: getting caught in the rain
The Misheard: lemon cotton meringue
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Real Lyric: I'm Fallin apart in your hand again
The Misheard: I'm plannin to fart in your hands again
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up or that Santa let a coulple of farts.
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Real Lyric: You can look inside you Find out who am I too
The Misheard: You can look inside you I've got poo on my shoe
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord, suckin' on old dry onions.
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