The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton tomato, why eat a one ton tomato?
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Real Lyric: We met by trick of fate; French Navy, my sailor mate....
The Misheard: We met by trick of fate;Frank Heaney, my cinnamon mate...
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Real Lyric: If I could be like that...
The Misheard: F***in' me like that...
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Real Lyric: Read a book unwritten kill the poet´s dream unhidden I wonder did I love too much cross the final line rip my life and spread the news shatter my wings and make me choose..
The Misheard: Read a book unwrittenhear the voice in my headI wonder did i love to muchcrushed the final lineRid my life of frateritiesspread my wings and make angels..
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Real Lyric: "Werewolves of London"
The Misheard: Werewolves of thunder.
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Real Lyric: Do you believe in life after love?
The Misheard: Do you believe in live buffalo?
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Real Lyric: The sound of the city baby seems to disappear
The Misheard: It sounds so silly baby since you disappeared
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Real Lyric: They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
The Misheard: But I thought about it in the high school days.
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Real Lyric: Some day, some day, some day - Dominion!
The Misheard: Some say, some say, some say - Venereal!
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Real Lyric: I finished kissing my death.
The Misheard: I finished kissing my Dad.
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