The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Diamond eyes, lover boy, we move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy.
The Misheard: Die and die, lover boy, we moo in space with minimum ways and maximum joy.
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette
The Misheard: little red courgette
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Real Lyric: the kind you find in a second hand store.
The Misheard: tryn'a find me a second hand whore.
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Real Lyric: I used to be a heart beatin for someone
The Misheard: I used to be a hard shootin bulldog once
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Real Lyric: Don`t go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: Hong Kong shades and waterfalls
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Ripped up like a douche you're gonna throw away tonight
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You got your problems I've got my ass wipe You've got your big cheese I've got my half-pipe
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Real Lyric: Little Suzy, she was only twelve She was given the world With every chance to excel
The Misheard: Little floozie, she was lonely, twelve, she was given a girl which they expected to sell
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at once and...
The Misheard: Fire all of your guns, Tecumseh
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face
The Misheard: I'll supply the face
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