The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I sure could use a vacation from this bull s**t three ring circus side show
The Misheard: I sure could use a vacation from this rnbored s**t three rain circumsize you
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Real Lyric: Hey Mom, there's something in the back room Hope it's not that creature from above
The Misheard: Hey, man, there's something in the bathroomHope it's not that scum ring in the tub
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Real Lyric: This gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark.
The Misheard: This scum's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark.
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Real Lyric: The act you've known for all these years
The Misheard: The Ecumenical Ollie's Ears
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Real Lyric: I'm wide awake
The Misheard: Oh what a wank
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Real Lyric: Some nights, I stay up cashing in my bad luck
The Misheard: Some nights, I stay up crashing in my bathroom
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Real Lyric: Oppa Gangnam Style
The Misheard: Oppa Condom Style
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Real Lyric: Heavy decibels are playing on my guitar.
The Misheard: There'll be desert bells playing on my guitar.
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time.
The Misheard: Like a virgin, Dutch for the very first time.
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Real Lyric: I'm a stray dog sick, please let me in Please let me in, the mat keeps tripping Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings Give me a pen, call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in, I wanna blow off steam And call me Mr. Benzedrine And don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in
The Misheard: I'm a straight up hick, please let me in,Please let me in, in that case your lips keepsinging vowels before we get change for smoked greensGive me a band and call me messed up as a dream,but don't let your daughter in, I wanna blow o
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