The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Telling me you're not good enough My life with you is just too tough
The Misheard: Tell me I'm not good enoughMy love for you is just a dove
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Real Lyric: Manowar kill!
The Misheard: Atta boy, Bill!
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Real Lyric: They'll bring the end upon us And we will have no mercy no more
The Misheard: They'll break the under-bodiceAnd we will have no mercy no more
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Real Lyric: I'm alone here With emptiness eagles and snow Unfriendliness chilling my body And whispering pictures of home
The Misheard: I'm alone hereWith emptiness eagles and snowUnfriendliness chilling my bodyAnd whispering b***hes and hoes
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Real Lyric: You really got me
The Misheard: You really got nailed
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Real Lyric: Good day to be alive, sir. Good day to be alive, he said.
The Misheard: Good day to be Al Unser, good day to be in line, ahead.
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Real Lyric: And I'm not afraid to say the roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry
The Misheard: And I'm not afraid to say the roar of bunsen candles almost made me cry
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Real Lyric: Circles in the sand. Round and round...
The Misheard: Circumcise your son. Round and round......
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Real Lyric: It's coming up
The Misheard: it's scummy love
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I am like a big strong cable I am like a girl so soft inside.
The Misheard: 'Cause I am like a big strong cableI am like a girl, circumcised.
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