The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye, and I choke.
The Misheard: I tried to say "Goodbye, Nigel."
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Real Lyric: She's a dirty, dirty dancer, dirty, dirty dancer/ Never ever lonely.
The Misheard: She's a dirty, dirty dancer, dirty, dirty dancer/ never eat her omelet.
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Real Lyric: Bring 'em Out; Bring 'em Out!
The Misheard: Bring a mouth; bring a mouth
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Real Lyric: Boogie boards and diggin' holes
The Misheard: Rock n' Roll and naked hos
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Real Lyric: No one ever said it would be so hard I'm going back to the start
The Misheard: No one ever said it would be so hardI'm going back to the stars
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Real Lyric: Love lifts us up where we belong where the eagles cry on a mountain high
The Misheard: The lift goes up where we belongwhere the eagles cry on a mountain high
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Real Lyric: Some sing, some dance Some like romance I love lovin'
The Misheard: Some sing, some danceSome wear rock and roll pantsI love lovin'
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Real Lyric: Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry, "Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."
The Misheard: Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry.I'm a stray cat. You're a real dog guy.
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Real Lyric: I scream
The Misheard: Ice cream
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Real Lyric: Last week my baby hit the slopes
The Misheard: I slapped my baby here at the slopes
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