The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh I ain't got no hang-ups.
The Misheard: Oh I ain't got no fingers.
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Real Lyric: Let's get down with the Trumpets
The Misheard: Biscuit down with the Chocolates
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Real Lyric: And I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breathe Until you're resting here with me
The Misheard: And I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breatheUntil your **s is here with me
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Real Lyric: It's raining in my room, There's blood in my spoon.
The Misheard: It's raining in my room,There's blood in my stool.
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Real Lyric: I want you to take over control
The Misheard: I want you to take a birth control
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Real Lyric: there's a lot of pretty girls in this city, there's a lot of pretty girls in this town, gotta pick the right one
The Misheard: there's a lot of credit cards in this city, there's a lot of credit cards in this town, gotta pick the right one
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Real Lyric: One way ticket, one way ticket to the blues
The Misheard: One way ticket, one way ticket to the moon
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Real Lyric: The morning sun touched lightly on the eyes of Lucy Jordan
The Misheard: The morning sun touched like Leon the eyes of Lucy Jordan
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Real Lyric: An eye on my horses You've slept with all my men
The Misheard: And I'm on my horsesYou've slept with all my men
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Real Lyric: I had a hard run, runnin from your window.
The Misheard: I had a hard-on, runnin from your window.
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