The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me
The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, why don't you suck my titty
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Real Lyric: Got my cheap wine and a three day growth Cheap wine and a three day growth...
The Misheard: Got my cheap wine and a teenage whore Cheap wine and a teenage whore
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Real Lyric: But I ain't losing sleep And I ain't counting sheep
The Misheard: But I ain't losing sleep And I hate garden shears
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Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie... cocaine!
The Misheard: He's doin lines... he's doin lines, he's doin lines of cocaine!
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Real Lyric: Rock The Casbah
The Misheard: Wok The Casbah
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Real Lyric: Yeah, You shook me all night long!
The Misheard: Yeah, you! Should we all die young!
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Real Lyric: She's built like an Amazon
The Misheard: She's built like a nickle-machine
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Real Lyric: I knew a man that I did not care for And then one day this man gave me a call
The Misheard: I knew a man that I did not care for And then one day this man gave me a car.
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer, Paperback writer
The Misheard: Paperback writer, Pay for my Chrysler
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Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
The Misheard: The girl with colitis walks by
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