The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Patio Lanterns
The Misheard: Patty O'landers
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Real Lyric: You came to me like the dawn through the night.
The Misheard: You came to me like dung through the night.
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Real Lyric: I'm a reasonable man Get off my case
The Misheard: I'm a MISERABLE man Get off my case
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Real Lyric: A green plastic watering can For a fake Chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth
The Misheard: A fake plastic watering can for a fake Chinese rubber band and a fake plastic girl
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Real Lyric: Sex and drugs and rock and roll are all my body needs
The Misheard: Sex and drugs and sausage rolls are all my body needs
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Real Lyric: All the life running through her hair
The Misheard: All the lice running through her hair
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Real Lyric: To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.
The Misheard: To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of bomb.
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Real Lyric: Just keep on reaching though the limb might break.
The Misheard: Just keep on reaching for the limit break.
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Real Lyric: Und steck den Finger in die Asche
The Misheard: An stick the finger in the as*
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Real Lyric: And when that memory slips away There will be a better view from here And only lonesome you remains and just the thought of you I fear IT FALLS AWAY
The Misheard: And when that memory slips away There will be a better view from here And only lonesome you remains and just the thought of you I fear RIP BALLS AWAY
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