The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain
The Misheard: Oh, obscene fire and obscene rain
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Real Lyric: Cutting through this darkest night are my two headlights.
The Misheard: Cutting through the darkest fight of my two dead lice.
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Real Lyric: No woman no cry
The Misheard: No woman no life
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Real Lyric: Fire all of our guns at once.
The Misheard: Fire all of our guns at punks.
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Real Lyric: I said the audience was heavenly but the traveling was hell...
The Misheard: I said the audience was heavenly but the Dramamine® was hell...
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Real Lyric: woah, woah China Grove
The Misheard: wopah, woah, Johnny Rose
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Real Lyric: Out of reach
The Misheard: Batteries
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Real Lyric: Return to sender
The Misheard: Return to Cinder
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Real Lyric: forever in blue jeans
The Misheard: reverend blue jeans
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Real Lyric: After all of these years, out here on the street.
The Misheard: I'll do all of these shoes, out here on the street.
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