The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Back to that howlin' old owl in the woods, huntin' the horny back toad.
The Misheard: Back to the cabin built out in the woods, hunting the honey back down
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Real Lyric: It's much too late to find You think you've changed your mind
The Misheard: Swish your legs behind, Do you think you've changed your mind
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Real Lyric: You were meant for me and I was meant for you.
The Misheard: You're Curt Menefee and I'll be there for you.
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Real Lyric: I was on the outside when you said you said you needed me
The Misheard: I was on the outside when they say you say you needed a beer
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Real Lyric: "I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel."
The Misheard: "I'm a little thief, this is how I feel."
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Real Lyric: I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
The Misheard: I had some dreams, they were grounds in my coffee
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Real Lyric: Woooaaa, were halfway there
The Misheard: Woooaaa, were head wavin'
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Real Lyric: The Earth is movin, but I can't feel the ground (and...) You drive me crazy, I just cant sleep, Im so excited, I'm in too deep,
The Misheard: The Earth is movin, but I can't figure out (and...) You drive me crazy I just cant see Im so excited, I'm in too deep
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Real Lyric: and she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-Bird away
The Misheard: and she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the tea bag away
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Real Lyric: Glitter on the mattress Glitter on the highway Glitter on the front porch Glitter on the hallway
The Misheard: Piddle on the mattress...
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