The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you
The Misheard: kiss me till your chunky love shows
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Real Lyric: She don't care about your window box or your buttonhole.
The Misheard: She don't care about your little box or your butt hole.
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Real Lyric: Sail away sweet sister
The Misheard: Fail away sweet sister
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Real Lyric: I'm wonder struck
The Misheard: I'm one less rut
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Real Lyric: Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine, oh what a foretaste of glory divine.
The Misheard: Blessed Insurance, Jesus is mine.
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Real Lyric: You sit in your big house baby you drive your fancy car
The Misheard: You sit in your big house babyyou drive your fancy call
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Real Lyric: the bloody red baron
The Misheard: the bloody red parrot
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Real Lyric: He floated back down 'cause he wanted to share His key to the locks on the chains he saw everywhere
The Misheard: ...His key to the locks on the chained see-saws everywhere
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Real Lyric: im so high i can here heaven
The Misheard: im so high i can here f.o.
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Real Lyric: A-look, hot pants won't make you dance, but as slick as you are, you make the pants.
The Misheard: A-look, hot pants wanna make you dance, but as sick as you are, you make the pants.
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