The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You wore a violent shade of green
The Misheard: You want to shout violent things
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Real Lyric: Prospero aņo y Felicidad
The Misheard: el pollo baņo Felicidad (happy bathroom chicken)!
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Real Lyric: You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine
The Misheard: You ain't never caught a rabbid fan? You ain't the friendly kind!
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Real Lyric: Oh, freak out!
The Misheard: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaafrica!
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Real Lyric: Hey you, what do you see? Something beautiful, something free? Hey you, are you trying to be mean? If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean (and) Old-fashioned fascism will take it away
The Misheard: Hey you, what do you see? Something beautiful is up that tree! Hey you, man you talking to me? Your middle name's British and it's gotta be clean (and) You're freshy-freshy, so take it away!
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Real Lyric: You can't hide your lyin' eyes
The Misheard: You can't hide your lion eyes
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Real Lyric: So put me on a highway And show me a sign And take it to the limit one more time
The Misheard: p***y on the highway And show it a sign And take it to the liver one more time
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Real Lyric: The bartender looks up from his want ads
The Misheard: The bartender looks up from his one ass
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Real Lyric: Take it to the limit one more time
The Misheard: Talkin' to the leamon one more time
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Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
The Misheard: The girl with colitas goes by
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